QUOTES TIME

Here are some of the best random topics quotas ever. Some of them are very true and some are very funny…It’s little bit of truth and little bit of fun…You know…Phreakolosophy…

Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at twenty or eighty. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young.
Henry Ford

Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
Oscar Wilde

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
Jim Carrey

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.
Mark Twain

Being an intellectual creates a lot of questions and no answers.
Janis Joplin

The true sign of intelligence is not knowledge but imagination.
Albert Einstein

My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night. In between, I occupy myself as best I can.
Cary Grant

Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship - never.
Charles Caleb Colton

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

I'd marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars, would sign over half to me, and guarantee that he'd be dead within a year.
Bette Davis

It's the movies that have really been running things in America ever since they were invented. They show you what to do, how to do it, when to do it, how to feel about it, and how to look how you feel about it.
Andy Warhol

Any time Detroit scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100 points they almost always win.
Doug Collins

I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
Bill Cosby

By three methods we may learn wisdom: First, by reflection, which is noblest; Second, by imitation, which is easiest; and third by experience, which is the bitterest.
Confucius

Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything.
Ivana Trump

All from: www.brainyquote.com 

Stay free and confused,

Yours Phreakolosophy

BY MURPHY

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something

In nature, nothing is ever right. Therefore, if everything is going right ... something is wrong.

The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.

If you pick up a chunk of broken concrete and try to pitch it into an adjacent lot, it will hit a tree limb and 

come down right on the driver's side of your car windshield.

You will always find something in the last place you look.

The other line always moves faster.

When a broken appliance is demonstrated for the repairman, it will work perfectly.

Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference.

Your best golf shots always occur when playing alone.

The worst golf shots always occur when playing with someone you are trying to impress.

The fish are always biting....yesterday!

The clothes washer/dryer will only eat one of each pair of socks.

Whatever you want, you can't have, what you can have, you don't want.

If you go to bed with an itchy ass, you wake up with smelly fingers.

You will find an easy way to do it, after you've finished doing it.

Window polishing; It's always on the other side.

The file you are looking for is always at the bottom of the largest pile.

The person ahead of you in the queue, will have the most complex transaction possible

Sooner or later, you will spill your beer

A spoon placed in the sink will locate to maximize splash from the faucet

Whenever you have something important to do the next morning, the alarm will never go off

The snooze bar is the greatest invention by man

Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away two weeks before you need it

Abstain from wine, women, and song; mostly song.

All from: www.murphys-laws.com 

NAKED TRUTH Part 2

In this post yours Phreakolosophy will suggest two theories that could eventually save the world. Today’s world faces with many problems such us poverty, wars, global warming and so on. Although, due to influence of the factors such as greed, corruption, limited resources, politics etc., it seems impossible to fix the world Phreakolosophy’s theories are at least some light on the end of the tunnel.

First theory includes arrival of aliens. If or even better when aliens come we will have to unite the world regardless on their intentions. If they come in peace we actually could have few issues unfixed, such as election for a president of the world or something, but if they attack us we really don’t have any other option but to unite the world.

Second theory includes little bit of already seen on TV. Second theory is invention or realisation of the Star Treck’s replicator. Replicator can fix everything, almost. The replicator can fix all problems that are created by humans, such us politics, poverty, wars and similar. What would stay unfixed are diseases and natural & weather disasters and maybe just few more, which I can’t remember now.

So basically, quit smoke, practice safe sex, keep away from drugs and volcanoes and don’t chase hurricanes and you will be just fine.

It’s naked truth.

Wisdom of the Week: "Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence."   www.murphys-laws.com

Stay free and confused,

Yours Phreakolosophy

NAKED TRUTH Part 1

After many seconds of thinking and deep analysis of current social trends yours Phreakolosophy has finally developed a revolutionary theory that could normalize social habits of the today’s humanity.

Sit at home front of a computer screen and say “Hey mom, look how many friends and followers I have” is ridiculously pathetic. Phreakolosophy is here to help, again. We are able to beat that entire social media **** Facebook, Twitter and all of them. We will get people back to normal. We will help people to forget all that **** and to get out on the streets again.

Since we are not an engineers, but just thinkers, we will not actually make the product. Moreover, the idea is relatively old, but the theory about how it will change society and beat all these **** above is originally ours.

Finally, the product we are talking about is a X-RAY GLASSES.

The x-ray glasses would help us to live healthy, to spend more time on fresh air and to laugh more often. The x-ray glasses will force you to lose some weight and it will ultimately resolve current global problem with obesity. Heart stroke rate would decrease significantly and it would help many governments to reduce their health care expenditures. The internet would serve as the source of information only and all those social media **** would finally disappear.

The industry that would benefit the most is plastic surgery. SEO would mean self-esthetics optimization rather than whatever stands for today. You don’t want somebody points finger in you and start laughs out loud, don’t you?

It’s naked truth. 

Wisdom of the Week: "If you have clear mind, you don't have to think." www.murphys-laws.com

Stay free and confused,

Yours Phreakolosophy

NOT TO DO LIST

To do or not to do that is the question. 

To do something is easy to say. Make to do list is not such a bad thing. It leads you toward some achievement, makes you a goal oriented, motivates in many cases, but it sometimes makes you frustrated and miserable as well.

Phreakolosophy is here to help. Phreakolosophy’s advice will make you winner almost every time. It’s simple, just invest few minutes and make super-motivating tool of the future; Make your own not to do list.

Yes, it is also easy to say, but will be much easier to reach a goals. Phreakolosophy doesn’t guarantee 100% successfulness of its super-motivating tool of the future, but results must be better than if to do list would be applied.

Although theoretically to do list could beat not to do list the not to do list’s major advantage is its speed.

Yes, you are the winner our friend; You won right after you have made your not to do list and you will be winner all until you actually go to see bloody baseball game because of damned free tickets. 

Your Phreakolosophy will also help you to activate your brain cells with few top not to do items.

NOT TO DO LIST SUGGESTIONS

·         See baseball game

·         Pee in the bed

·         Write to Santa Claus

·         Get married again

·         Swim with sharks

     Wisdom of the Week: 

     "If you have 50% chance of being right, you are wrong 90% of the time".  www.murphys-laws.com

     Stay free and confused,

     Yours Phreakolosophy

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